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  • Listening to: Between You and I - Every Avenue
  • Reading: Larry fanfics
  • Watching: Desperate Housewives
  • Playing: Idek
  • Eating: Frosted animal crackers
  • Drinking: Diet root beer
I'm in the middle of moving and I've been bitch fucking busy the past few weeks, plus school starts Monday, so I probably won't be writing anything until I'm all settled and actually know what damn school I'll be going to this year.
Sorry ;c But I'm welcoming prompts for when I get my groove back, so... feel free to comment or note me!


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Ain't Telling!
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
So... lessee:
I curse like a sailor, censor nothing, do as I damn well please
Write yaoi like a slut, procrastinate and, damn, I love to tease!
Fuck with me, I dare you, in fact I beg you to try
I'll simply make a rhyme and soon you'll fucking cry.
BOTDF is the best band ever, and if you disagree
Get the fuck off my page, I'm telling you straight, I'm me.
I won't conform to your stereotypes, so what if I look emo?
You can kiss my ass, and die, like fucking Finding Nemo.
You're right! That made no sense, but you really think I care?
I'd fucking tell you the color of my rainbow underwear.
I'm crass, brash, rude and crude; I'll always speak my mind
But if you choose to stick around you might just find:
I'm a loveable girl, charming and sincere,
But if you piss me off? I'll kick your fucking rear!

Yeah, I'm insane, totally crazy, love yaoi and gayness and am in love with dirty songs, writing, pictures... anything really.
I <3 Blood On The Dance Floor!

My favorite pairings are:
Jayy Von Monroe X Dahvie Vanity (Dahyy or Vonroe, Blood On The Dance Floor)
Adam Lambert X Tommy Joe Ratliff (Adommy, Adam Lambert)
Matt(Mail) Jeevas X Mello(Mihael) Keehl (There is no dubbed name for them, Death Note)
Naruto X Sasuke (NaruSasu or SasuNaru, Naruto) Even if I only watched the episode where they accidently kissed... xD
Blaine Anderson X Kurt Hummel (Klaine, Glee) So adorably sexyyy
And Loius Tomlinson xX Harry Styles (Larry Stylinson, One Direction) Hot brits... need I say more?

Let's just say I love gay goth/scene/emos!!! Guyliner, tight jeans and dark shaggy hair are hot. If I was a dude I'd be gay haha xD
I have an inner gay guy named Ethan. He fangirls worse than I do xD
I'm pansexual and proud! So back off, homophobes!!!

:iconthemissingemilys: < Cool bitch right here
:iconcrimsonfirefox: < This chick makes me envious with her epic DahvieXJayy stories
:iconserpademon: < Some really great art in this girl's gallery... particularly for DahvieXJayy lovers
:iconlightwoodswhip: < I would be in love with this bitch if she wasn't one of my besties and didn't already have a girlfriend xD

Current Residence: Wouldn't you like to know? STALKERS
Favourite genre of music: Whatever BOTDF is
Favourite style of art: Anything good
Favourite cartoon character: Cheshire Cat, Eeyore

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HHHEEEYYY Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday!!
JustALittleCrayCray Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[link] Reply telling me you've seen you have won.
Ashtarok Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
JustALittleCrayCray Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No problem! :)
LydiaRussellXP Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student General Artist removed my SkrillMau5 fanfic. This is now war. The bastards.
Ashtarok Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yep. All of my fanfics... gone. *poof* Too graphic my ass
LydiaRussellXP Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Iknow. It's not like you could see anything, and it isn't mentally scarring or anything. Mine are luckily saved onto my laptop... I might re upload them to annoy them. Yes. Your fanfics were amazing. *rages for 700 hours*
Ashtarok Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*rages forever*
Mistress-Lovely Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
hey do you rollplay
Ashtarok Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah xD
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